Summer work is toughest. Summer chaos—beachtime, nightclub dancing, wild partying—is your thing. Everyone isn't depressed like you. All daredevils where?
taurus
Greatest homebody, eco-conscious. The door is too hot to open, but I'm delighted everyone's having fun and mixing this summer.
gemini
Your "no" strategy issues. Fun, parties, and travel. As so, no choice. You're late, nervous, and fatigued attending them all.
cancer
Spiritual summerdreams. You hate "bikini bodies" and Instagram-proving your summer is terrific. Your kindness is real. Why are humans shallow?
leo
Birthday month grows. You were born in summer. Three-month birthdays should switch Cancer and Virgo seasons. Issue? People can't plan.
virgo
Summer's chaos—beach sand in your car, missed chores, lack of money, and painful hangovers—has exhausted you. Restful demands order.
libra
Fashion transcendsFashion continues with shorts, crop tops, sandals, and maxi skirts. Winter always trumps summer. Boots, coats, and fashion.
scorpio
Summer's delight won't help. October begins when DST ends, autumn chills, and jack-o-lanterns appear. Rewatch Hocus Pocus too long?
sagittarius
Provide a million locations and events. Adventure all summer. Any issues? Adults "job." Badest careers. Job devaluation summer.
capricorn
You're lazier than you think, ambition. Bored summer affects your ambitions and efforts. You like summer but feel terrible.
aquarius
You find yourself saying "cool story, bro" way more often than usual during summer. It's like the season drags all the "basic" out of everyone.
pisces
You're loving summer. Only it won't be as wonderful as last summer. Since you're nostalgic, you're comparing your summer to romanticized memories.